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Funny Thing Happened...
They say " What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas. Which is great! Unless you're OJ and you're STAYING for 30 years OJ the super private eye, searching for the real killers, running sting operations. In fact, some people are now calling him MAGNUM BS. Either that or THE MAN FROM " are you SHITTIN' ME?" ______________________________________________________________________________ I don't want to say that LINDSAY LOHAN has a COKE PROBLEM. But,
yesterday she TRIED TO SNORT an SCRIPT of 30 ROCK. A Chinese company says they are HONORING BILL CLINTON by naming a NEW LINE OF CONDOMS after him Which is ironic, because if he had used one, he NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. The thing is if they were looking for a POLITICAL FIGURE for a CONDOM. They should have used KARL ROVE. You know...somebody who's REALLY GOOD AT COVERING UP! |
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